May 2013
here’s a fun fact get the fuck away from me
mullingayr:
I don’t understand why some people aren’t okay with sitting at home doing nothing like why do you need to be with your friends constantly don’t you ever want time to yourself jesus christ
when i’m married my partner and i will have:
morning sex
afternoon sex
dinner sex
after meal sex
i made pancakes sex
good morning sex
the kids are at school sex
shower sex
bored sex
make up sex
break up sex
monday sex
tuesday sex
wednesday sex
thursday sex
friday sex
saturday sex
sunday sex
there is nothing on tv sex
i love you sex
rebeccacrane:
you know what’s cool
when you’re so used to a certain person’s voice that you can imagine them saying anything even if the person has never said that before
teacher: describe yourself in one word
me: done
*high fives your ass*
snorlaxatives:
THEY NEVER EVEN THANKED THIS FUCKER
3 MOVIES LATER AND THEY NEVER EVEN THANKED HIM
egberts:
of all the dumb stuff i did when i was younger at least i can proudly say i was never a fan of annoying orange
kawhoru:
by the end of the school year i dont even give a shit anymore im literally just like
teacher: where's your homework
me: where's leonardo dicaprio's oscar
me during the summer: is today wednesday or sunday
